As starving Columbia students barricaded in Hamilton Hall were rescued this week by gallant NYPD just in time for graduation and summer in the Hamptons with mummy and daddy, protests sadly hit a snag in the South with good looking, happy, and well-dressed frat boys stepping up to protect Old Glory from the unwashed totally effective and reasonable mobs. It appears Marxist organizers who easily conquered the Ivy Leagues, have been unable to infiltrate the exclusive world of Southern Greek Life and have much work to do between now and the election. How can Democracy survive if the Star Spangled Banner still waves?