This week, college students at the nation's top schools have continued protesting in support of the mostly peaceful attack by Hamas on October 7th in Israel. At elite colleges where students learn to ponder the hard questions like "What is a woman?" and "Does 2+2=4?" and "Are Jews really human?" the conflict in Israel and Gaza has proven to be a really good excuse to skip class, sleep in tents, and not wear deodorant in order to protest war just like their grandparents did back in the 60's. Unfortunately, many of these intellectually superior students are starving because DoorDash drivers are having a hard time making deliveries as all the tents look the same in these totally spontaneous non-orchestrated protests. Surprisingly, support for Hamas terrorists is kind of a hard sell with regular people.