A seagull bit this boy and he considered it his superhero origin story, so he enrolled in a "European screeching competition" and took home the gold 😂
Thursday, April 25th 2024, 5:12:06 pm
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Like something out of a comic book, 9-year-old Cooper from England was eating a sandwich when a seagull flew in and bit him. After that, much to his parents' consternation, he began screeching in imitation of the sky rats.
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