Google’s profits keep climbing. OpenAI — the same company that fueled a wave of chatbot cheating — now wants to embed AI into every crevice of college life. Not to be outdone, Mark Zuckerberg just announced a new superintelligence lab, backed by nine-figure salaries and blind ambition. But somehow, the New York Times wants you to believe that “Big Tech Is Finally Losing.” If there’s a more laughable sentence in American media this year, I haven’t seen it.