HEAVEN — Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God....

Two uniformed military personnel, appearing to be U.S. National Guardsmen, have been shot just blocks from the White House, according to sources familiar with the matter....

A California man, Elijah Alexander King, 36, of San Luis Obispo, known as "Billy Badass" online, threatened to bomb every synagogue within a 20-mile radius....