“Please stop being mean to President Trump ‘cause if I see you being mean to him, I’m coming after you…If you’re a Democrat being mean to President Trump, I’m on your bumper.”
A pair of doofus thieves went through all the trouble of swiping an ATM by tying it to the back of a stolen SUV and ripping it out of a Texas 7-Eleven on Christmas Eve — only to fail to get any cash....