A rideshare driver was fatally shot in the head in the Bronx early Thursday – in what appears to be the city’s first homicide of the year, according to cops and a report....

Cause still unconfirmed, but witnesses report a sparkler in a champagne bottle ignited ceiling...

For today's real news that should be satire, I give you CBS News promising to put you, the viewer, first -- over advertisers, politicians, and corporate interests....