Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone
Saturday, May 16th 2026, 7:16:03 pm
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TUCSON, AZ — Local man Dale Swanson declined to have his double scoops of mint chocolate chip and strawberry ice cream served in a delicious waffle cone, instead opting to have it in a blasphemous paper cup instead.
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