MLB Umpire Replaced With Cardboard Cutout
Tuesday, March 24th 2026, 7:15:59 pm
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NEW YORK, NY — As part of its ongoing agenda to minimize human errors that affect games, Major League Baseball announced that, in addition to using the "Automated Ball-Strike System" technology, all umpires would be replaced with cardboard cutouts.
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