Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim
Saturday, March 21st 2026, 6:02:03 pm
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HEAVEN — After several incidents over the course of his first day in paradise, Chuck Norris was pulled aside by Saint Peter and gently asked to please stop roundhouse kicking the cherubim.
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