Man Condemned To Hell For Texting 'LOL' When He Didn't Really Laugh Out Loud
Tuesday, March 17th 2026, 7:21:16 pm
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HADES — Demons happily welcomed 27-year-old Jim Carole to Hell on Tuesday after he was immediately condemned to eternal damnation for texting "LOL" to a close friend when he didn't really laugh out loud.
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