Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff
Tuesday, March 17th 2026, 5:57:23 pm
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TEHRAN — At President Donald Trump's direction, the U.S. military successfully took out Iran's new gay supreme leader by luring him out of his bunker with a cardboard cutout of Baywatch star David Hasselhoff.
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