Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women
Monday, March 16th 2026, 6:52:38 pm
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TEHRAN — With rumors about his sexual preferences circulating amid the ongoing military conflict ravaging his country, the new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei was reportedly disappointed to learn that the 72 virgins awaiting him in paradise were all women.
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