WORLD — World leaders pleaded with Israel and the United States to stop attacking Iran this week in an emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council, warning that if World War III doesn't end soon, it would likely distract from Taylor Swift's wedding.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio said Tuesday that the US was preparing to "unleash Chang" on Iran — making an obscure reference to a mythical conservative warrior whose sword Jeb Bush gifted him 20 yea...