Trump Hires Team USA Goalie To Guard Southern Border
Tuesday, February 24th 2026, 6:33:12 pm
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's national security received a significant boost this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he had hired the goalie of the U.S. men's Olympic hockey team to guard the southern border.
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