The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe — UPDATE: Too Late, It’s Rotten
Thursday, February 5th 2026, 10:05:17 pm
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TUSCON, AZ — Local mom Ashley Marsten announced that she was glad to see the fruit she bought at the store earlier this week was finally ripe and ready to eat, and… oh wait… it's rotten.
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