MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Following recent developments stemming from political protests and clashes with the federal government across the state, Minnesota announced that it had changed the official state bird to a screaming lesbian.
The woman – believed to be in her 30s – was crossing the street at the intersection of Watkins Street and Pitkin Avenue when she was struck around 6:50 a.m. by a black Ford SUV, police and sources sai...