With the announcement that he is withdrawing from the Minnesota governor's race, Tim Walz is on the hunt for a new career. Fortunately, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of jobs he'd be absolutely fabulous for:
Employees of the NYC mini-chain Breads Bakery, which is a spinoff of a popular Tel Aviv bakery, is seeking to unionize — and radicalize. But both their demands and their stated plight are half-baked....