8 Perfect New Jobs For Tim Walz

Wednesday, January 7th 2026, 10:09:46 pm
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With the announcement that he is withdrawing from the Minnesota governor's race, Tim Walz is on the hunt for a new career. Fortunately, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of jobs he'd be absolutely fabulous for:
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