'It's Still Early, There's A Lot Of Baseball Left,' Says Man Whose Team Is Losing By 7 Runs In The 9th
Tuesday, September 23rd 2025, 7:59:01 pm
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SAN DIEGO, CA — According to sources, local man Chris Martin exhibited signs of delusional behavior last night as he continued to hold out hope that his favorite baseball team could still pull out a win despite being down by 7 runs in the 9th inning.
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