‘No, I Didn’t Eat Any Of That Walmart Shrimp,’ Says Husband Glowing Neon Green

Saturday, August 23rd 2025, 3:21:26 pm
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TUCSON, AZ — Local husband Ryan Masterson denied having consumed any radioactive Walmart shrimp, though his wife had her doubts due to his entire body emitting a soft neon green glow.
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