Donkey Kong Certain Collecting Another Banana Will Fill God-Shaped Hole In His Heart

Monday, August 18th 2025, 5:06:20 pm
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INGOT ISLE — According to sources, the ape known as Donkey Kong is certain collecting another banana will fill the God-shaped hole in his heart.
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