Weird But True: Jesus Died For Man Currently Eating Burrito In 2003 Honda Civic
Thursday, July 17th 2025, 5:33:10 pm
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WORLD — Recent reports indicated that Jesus died for sinners all over the planet, including this gentleman who was currently demolishing a Taco Bell Grilled Stuft Burrito, alone in the driver's seat of his 2003 Honda Civic.
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