Satan Announces Hell's Game Of The Day Once Again 'The Floor Is Lava'
Wednesday, July 16th 2025, 6:35:36 pm
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SEVENTH CIRCLE, HELL — Satan announced over Hell's public address system this morning that game of the day would once again be "The Floor Is Lava."
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