150-Pound Jabba The Hut Denies Using Ozempic
Monday, July 14th 2025, 4:08:04 pm
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TATOOINE — Despite rumors circulating that the infamous gangster had transformed his look with the help of the trendy weight-loss drug, the now 150-pound Jabba the Hutt issued a public statement denying the use of Ozempic.
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