State Farm Now Offering Optional ‘Car Torched By Psychotic Purple-Haired Weirdo’ Coverage
Wednesday, March 26th 2025, 6:50:06 pm
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U.S. — State Farm has begun offering optional extra car insurance coverage for protection against customers' cars being torched by psychotic weirdos with purple hair.
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At least two people are dead following a shooting at Brown University Saturday shortly after 4:00 p.m., according to the Associated Press....
Two people were killed after a gunman opened fire at Brown University on Saturday, a local official said...
