THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS — In a stunning development, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has reportedly filed charges against Nintendo Co., Ltd. for crimes against humanity, citing the severe offense of not porting The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker to the Nintendo Switch.
If the average ticketholder is unmarried, unemployed, and uninspired, the film’s notion will make a good deal of sense. Otherwise, it is merely strange and sad....