NBA To Allow LeBron James To Play In Giant Hamster Ball So Other Players Can't Touch Him
Wednesday, March 12th 2025, 4:59:05 pm
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LOS ANGELES, CA — In an unprecedented move intended to protect one of the league's most valuable commodities, the NBA announced that it would allow LeBron James to play inside a giant hamster ball so other players can't touch him.
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