Oh No: Admiral Piett Gets Email From Lord Vader Asking What He Accomplished Last Week
Monday, February 24th 2025, 5:27:02 pm
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OUTER RIM — Following a sudden rise in rank, Admiral Firmus Piett was faced with his most challenging mission yet: sending Lord Vader an e-mail with approximately five bullet points detailing what he accomplished the previous week.
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