FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — The Babylon Bee would like to formally announce that it is willing to promote any and all U.S. government causes for the low price of $34 million. This marks a stark change from the previous company policy of mercilessly making fun of the government.
Ryan Eagon, 42, went on a deadly rampage Wednesday night, killing the 7-month-old baby he shared with his wife, her 7-year-old son, and the child's father, 29-year-old Dustin Willey, at their Seneca C...