Announcement: The Babylon Bee Is Willing To Promote Any US Government Cause In Exchange For $34 Million
Friday, February 7th 2025, 10:12:12 pm
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — The Babylon Bee would like to formally announce that it is willing to promote any and all U.S. government causes for the low price of $34 million. This marks a stark change from the previous company policy of mercilessly making fun of the government.
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