FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — The Babylon Bee would like to formally announce that it is willing to promote any and all U.S. government causes for the low price of $34 million. This marks a stark change from the previous company policy of mercilessly making fun of the government.
The nationwide manhunt for Morgan Geyser, the Wisconsin woman convicted in the 2014 "Slender Man" stabbing, has come to an end, authorities announced Sunday night....
A nationwide air traffic controller shortage prompts the FAA to approve Enhanced AT-CTI programs at select colleges like Middle Georgia State University....