PHOENIX, AZ — A local Christian community was thrown into an uproar this week when it came to people's attention that there was a retard among them who not only reads the Bible but also believes that it just means what it says.
The tech tycoon and his head-of-HR mistress whose affair was exposed on a “kiss camera” at a Coldplay concert both appeared to be living the American dream — complete with happy family photos and big...