Frodo And Sam Arrive To Toss Ring Into Fires Of Los Angeles
Monday, January 13th 2025, 7:00:34 pm
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LOS ANGELES, CA — After a grueling six-month journey, two little people known as hobbits reached the Santa Monica Mountains on their quest to destroy the One Ring by hurling it into the roiling fires of Los Angeles.
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