PALM BEACH, FL — It was a joyous day at Mar-a-Lago today, as the entire staff of the famed resort property exploded into celebration and party preparation when an overjoyed President-elect Donald Trump ran out to greet his prodigal son, Mark Zuckerberg.
According to reports, local man Charlie Chesterton stopped paying his mortgage after hearing Billie Eilish explain that no one is illegal on stolen land. The brilliance of this argument hit home with ...