CHAPEL HILL, NC — The Tar Heels athletic department was on the brink of pulling off a huge coup this week, as legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick reportedly agreed to take the University of North Carolina head coaching position on the condition that he can live in his girlfriend's dorm.
An armada of animal rights activists warned that they will be raiding a contested breeding facility in Wisconsin to free 2,000 beagles trapped inside — and preemptively labeled any police intervention...