Man Torn Between Burning His Eyeballs With Old Timey Car Cigarette Lighter And Watching 'Love, Actually'
Saturday, November 30th 2024, 7:52:10 pm
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NORFOLK, VA — Local man Jason Thompson pondered heavily this morning whether to burn his eyeballs with an old car cigarette lighter or to watch Love, Actually.
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