Wife Commits Seppuku In Shame After Failing To Clean Up Before Cleaning Lady Arrives
Thursday, November 21st 2024, 10:40:37 pm
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FLINT, MI — A local suburban neighborhood was thrown into shock after news spread that housewife Eleanor Schmidt had just committed seppuku in shame after failing to clean her house before the cleaning lady arrived.
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