To Save Time, Chicago Nightly News Just Going To Report Names Of People Not Shot That Day
Thursday, October 10th 2024, 7:16:17 pm
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CHICAGO, IL — Editorial staff of the Chicago Nightly News reportedly discovered a brilliant hack to save time and energy at their jobs: simply reporting the names of the Chicago citizens who were not shot throughout the day.
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