ST. PAUL, MN — Sources close to Bruce Connor say that the 21-year-old martial artist has just finished proving he's a total idiot by spending 17 years earning his black belt when he could have just purchased one on Amazon for $12.99 years ago.
The supposed attack is “aimed at thwarting President Trump’s efforts to promote a peaceful resolution” to the war, Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said....