ST. PAUL, MN — Sources close to Bruce Connor say that the 21-year-old martial artist has just finished proving he's a total idiot by spending 17 years earning his black belt when he could have just purchased one on Amazon for $12.99 years ago.
A time capsule slated to be buried on July 4 to commemorate the 250th anniversary of the nation's founding was unveiled Wednesday – and once sealed, it won’t be reopened until 2276....