The Babylon Bee has obtained a list of demands Minnesota Governor Tim Walz wrote on a napkin as part of his conditions to participate in tonight's vice presidential debate against JD Vance. As is common practice, debate participants must agree on the rules ahead of the debate. It is currently unknown which, if any, of Walz's demands have been codified into debate law.
Human remains have been discovered in connection with the disappearance of 6-year-old Noel Rodriguez Alvarez, who authorities allege was murdered by his occult-worshipping mother, Cindy Rodriguez-Sing...