The Babylon Bee has obtained a list of demands Minnesota Governor Tim Walz wrote on a napkin as part of his conditions to participate in tonight's vice presidential debate against JD Vance. As is common practice, debate participants must agree on the rules ahead of the debate. It is currently unknown which, if any, of Walz's demands have been codified into debate law.
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Arabica coffee futures in New York jumped nearly 4% to $4.36 a pound - a new record high - amid renewed concerns that adverse weather conditions may impact Brazilian exports....