Tim Walz's 7 Debate Demands
Tuesday, October 1st 2024, 6:38:53 pm
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The Babylon Bee has obtained a list of demands Minnesota Governor Tim Walz wrote on a napkin as part of his conditions to participate in tonight's vice presidential debate against JD Vance. As is common practice, debate participants must agree on the rules ahead of the debate. It is currently unknown which, if any, of Walz's demands have been codified into debate law.
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