The Babylon Bee has obtained a list of demands Minnesota Governor Tim Walz wrote on a napkin as part of his conditions to participate in tonight's vice presidential debate against JD Vance. As is common practice, debate participants must agree on the rules ahead of the debate. It is currently unknown which, if any, of Walz's demands have been codified into debate law.
Officials said many unhoused residents they encounter decline city services and later return to abandoned drains, digging deeper rather than seeking help.
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The 40-foot-long Sei whale was discovered stranded on Rockaway Beach near Beach 95th Street in the morning after an aerial survey team first spotted it floating offshore 15 miles south of Long Island ...