Media Worried That Constant Trump Assassination Attempts Might Distract From Plight Of Illegal Immigrants
Thursday, September 19th 2024, 7:32:07 pm
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NEW YORK, NY — Sources within several major media and news networks recently confirmed that most legacy mainstream media head editors are now "pretty worried" that the news of the latest Trump assassination attempt might distract from the plight of illegal immigrants around the country.
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