VATICAN CITY — Papal sources have just confirmed that the Virgin Mary miraculously appeared on Pope Francis' toast this morning. Unfortunately for the pontiff, however, the Mother of God looked pretty upset about something — no one is quite sure what.
“In anticipation that their communications would be requested through a FOIA Request, Morens, Co-Conspirator 1, and Co-Conspirator 2 agreed in writing to intentionally hide from public view their comm...