WILDERNESS OF SIN — A construction project that had initially attracted the interest of wandering Israelites left everyone disappointed after it was revealed to be the location of a brand new Jack in the Box. Now, the local Hebrews are claiming they will just stick with the manna they've been eating daily.
In a shocking new investigation, government watchdog group White Coat Waste (WCW) has uncovered ongoing, taxpayer-funded primate experiments at a high-risk US Navy pathogen lab in Peru....