WILDERNESS OF SIN — A construction project that had initially attracted the interest of wandering Israelites left everyone disappointed after it was revealed to be the location of a brand new Jack in the Box. Now, the local Hebrews are claiming they will just stick with the manna they've been eating daily.
Local pols are demanding CitiBike clean up its act -- after parent company Lyft took nearly three weeks to shovel all of its Big Apple bike stations out of mountains of snow....