WILDERNESS OF SIN — A construction project that had initially attracted the interest of wandering Israelites left everyone disappointed after it was revealed to be the location of a brand new Jack in the Box. Now, the local Hebrews are claiming they will just stick with the manna they've been eating daily.
State authorities seized a drone and a package of dangerous contraband it dropped between two dorm buildings at the upstate Marcy prison, it was revealed Tuesday....