WILDERNESS OF SIN — A construction project that had initially attracted the interest of wandering Israelites left everyone disappointed after it was revealed to be the location of a brand new Jack in the Box. Now, the local Hebrews are claiming they will just stick with the manna they've been eating daily.
William J. Brock fatally shot the driver after wrongly assuming she was in on a plot to get $12,000 in supposed bond money for a relative, authorities said....
The Department of Justice has tasked over 500 people to pour over millions of files tied to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, claiming the agency has made "substantial progress," officials revealed...