Half-Hearted Jog Turns Into All-Out Sprint Whenever Car Drives By
Saturday, June 15th 2024, 2:49:52 pm
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RALEIGH, NC — Local man Sam Williamson's listless, apathetic jog instantly transformed into a full-on sprint whenever a car drove by this morning.
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