U.S. — Presidential hopeful Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hit a slight snag in his campaign strategy this week when worms inside his brain began dropping Spice Melange in his brain, causing what doctors claim is an allergic reaction that gave him visions of galactic jihad.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett praised the Democrats for not forcing Virginia attorney general candidate Jay Jones to resign after his violent texts about a Republican lawmaker surfaced....