U.S. — Presidential hopeful Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hit a slight snag in his campaign strategy this week when worms inside his brain began dropping Spice Melange in his brain, causing what doctors claim is an allergic reaction that gave him visions of galactic jihad.
Transgender Minnesota lawmaker Leigh Finke ignited an online firestorm after bizarrely arguing against age limits on porn sites, claiming "queer" kids need access to the X-rated content for "education...