Zelensky Says He Survived An Assassination Attempt And He'll Tell Us The Thrilling Details For Only 45 Billion Dollars
Tuesday, May 7th 2024, 5:51:05 pm
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KYIV — In a televised address, President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine claimed to have survived a harrowing assassination attempt and would be happy to disclose the thrilling details for a paltry 45 billion dollars.
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