Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes
Thursday, May 2nd 2024, 5:49:40 pm
article
ARLINGTON, VA — In a press conference held this morning, Boeing sadly announced that a whistleblower had shot himself in the back while falling off a skyscraper directly into a wood chipper while wearing cement shoes.
Breaking
“I can guarantee you, I can track down more crimes that they’ve committed because overall, immigrants have a lower, um, crime committal rate than white supremacists.”...
Cleveland Browns rookie Shedeur Sanders threw a touchdown pass to Harolin Fannin Jr. in the second half of their game on Sunday afternoon....
