ARLINGTON, VA — In a press conference held this morning, Boeing sadly announced that a whistleblower had shot himself in the back while falling off a skyscraper directly into a wood chipper while wearing cement shoes.
Gabrielle "Sam" Linehan, 28, was inside her car at a St. Louis Starbucks when Keith Lamon Brown allegedly held her at gunpoint before fatally shooting her Tuesday, according to a probable cause statem...