37-Year Old Man Suddenly Remembers That He’s Supposed To Be Worrying About The Hole In The Ozone Layer
Thursday, May 2nd 2024, 5:20:36 pm
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LINDALE, TX — Brandon Morris, a 37-year-old Texas native, became distracted from his work Thursday after suddenly remembering he was supposed to be worrying about the hole in the ozone layer.
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