You Can Plug Yourself Back In, But The Steak Isn’t Real

Wednesday, March 18th 2026, 10:47:38 pm
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You can plug yourself back into the matrix, but the steak isn’t real. Also, your pod-borne progeny will hate you for delaying the fight to their time because you’re selfish and addicted to comfort. Don’t be that guy.
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