Shhhhh! I'm Running Again

Sunday, November 9th 2025, 11:54:26 pm
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Governor Ned “Okaly Dokely” Lamont — Connecticut’s premier purveyor of pearl-clutching progressivism and fiscal finger-wagging — has pulled off his most audacious heist yet: filing for a third term without so much as a whisper. If this state were a business, the Yelp review would be: “Great views, terrible overhead — 1 star, moving to Texas.”
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