Denver leads the nation in many crime metrics, so it’s reasonable to assume the capital city is dragging down the rest of the Centennial State. As we reported earlier this week, Denver is safer than 1% of the nation or, if your glass is half empty, less safe than 99%.
Reports on April Fools’ Day of the death of the world’s oldest living land animal — a 193-year-old tortoise called Jonathan — were greatly exaggerated....