https://babylonbee.com/news/st-john-signs-lucrative-nike-endorsement-after-beating-st-peter-to-tomb/...

I have a few bones to pick with this next story, though many of you, I'm sure, will find it quite humerus....

This article describes an often forgotten 63-year old probability calculation that most people do not think about, much less consider while going about their everyday lives....